narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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egberts:

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

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  • society: be yourself
  • society: no not like that

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

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